Category Archives: Humour

What’s He Waiting For, I Wonder?

He gets very excited when he sees a lizard, chasing after it with a heightened sense of focus. In stealth mode, running low to the ground he comes to a stop as he reaches the wall only to look up at the escaping lizard with chagrin.

Nermal, the lizard chaser…
©2017 Regina Martins / @gianamar

WordPress Weekly Photo: Waiting.


How To Realise Your Dreams aka The Deaf Frog

One day two frogs were hopping in and out of watering holes and accidentally hopped into a deep one. They tried to leap out, hopping up and down, to no avail. The hole was just too deep. They began to croak loudly hoping to catch the attention of other frogs.

Sometime later, as their croaking was becoming croakier, a few other frogs found them. Upon inspection they concluded that the hole was just too deep for them to help, and told the frogs stuck in the hole to just give up and die. There was just no hope of getting them out, they said.

But the 2 frogs in the hole kept on hopping up and down still hoping to get out of the hole. They hopped up and down for hours until one of the frogs gave up and died of exhaustion.

The other frog in the hole kept on hopping up and down while the frogs outside of the hole kept on telling him to just give up.

Finally, the frog leapt high enough to grab edge of the hole and with his back legs dragged himself out.

The other frogs surrounded him, congratulating him, and asked him why he hadn’t given up. The escapee frog looked at his contemporaries with a smile and thanked them for egging him on to hop higher and higher until he was able to get out of the hole.

“But we weren’t encouraging you, we were telling you to give up!” they said.

“Whaaaat?” the frog shouted, “I can’t hear you…I’m deaf…!


History is full of people who were told to give up on a dream because someone thought it was impossible. But the realisation of your dreams is all up to you.

The first thing you have to do is to keep your passion burning by having a clear purpose. Purpose is what gets you up from bed in the morning. Most people know that Walt Disney was fired from his first job because his editor felt he lacked imagination and had no good ideas. But he didn’t let this get in his way. Purpose needs to come from deep inside you because purpose ignites passion. He turned a deaf ear.

Then you have to commit to yourself, to the belief in your awesomeness and that you can change the world. Self-belief will carry you through the tough times. I came across a quote, by whom I don’t know because it wasn’t attributed, that “Butterflies can’t see their wings. They can’t see how beautiful they are, but everyone else can. People are like that.” Oprah Winfrey was fired from her first television job as an anchor in Baltimore for getting “too emotionally invested in her stories.” She turned a deaf ear.

Lastly, see every failure as a learning. There is no failure only feedback. See the world as a system of interrelated elements constantly giving and receiving feedback. Develop a learning mindset. When something doesn’t go as planned, reflect on that, inspect factually on what went well and what can be improved, and adapt your response. Have you heard of the Powermac g4 cube? What about Macintosh TV? Ok, maybe you’re getting to where I’m going with this. What about the Apple III and the Apple Lisa? They were some of Steve Jobs’s greatest failures. The reason you probably don’t know them is because all you know is the iPod, the iPad and the iPhone. If not for those failures I would probably be using a Nokia phone right now. He turned a deaf ear.

Behind most success stories, are stories of failure. And sometimes you have to turn a deaf ear when other people try to tell you that something is impossible.


A young illiterate man dreamt of learning to read and write. He need money to be able to go to school so he decided to apply for a job, working as a janitor in a school. When the recruitment manager saw that the young man couldn’t read or write he turned him down for the job.

So the young man, desperate to make some money, borrowed some cash and started selling fruit and vegetables on the street corner. His business grew and before long he owned a chain of shops and became very rich.

One day he went to the bank to deposit some money. As he signed the deposit slip with an “x” the bank manager says, “ You have done so well with no education. Imagine how much better you’d have done if you’d gone to school!”

“Oh,” replied the man, “I’d be a janitor!”

Note to the reader:

I delivered this as a speech to my Toastmasters club, part of my Advanced Communicator Silver speaking level, which I am currently busy with. I have completed 2 out of 10 speech assignments. I am working with the manual Humorously Speaking because it is an area that I need to get better at  – bringing humour to my speeches :-). The criteria were to speak about a serious topic, and to start and end the speech with funny stories – the first story introduces the serious topic, and the closing story reinforces it. I hope you have enjoyed my contribution.

It was written with the help of the Toastmasters manual mentioned above.

There are many stories of the deaf frog on the internet, with many variations. I have elaborated the one here slightly. I was not able to find who wrote it originally. Lack of attribution is not intentional. Should you reading this know who coined the original please let me know and I will attribute it here. 


Look at What I Found – a Retrospective Perspective

I got the idea of writing (or is it compiling) a found poem from the lines of my 10 favourite posts from Michelle W’s post on this week’s Discover Challenge – Retrospective. I will list these posts at the end of this piece. It is my effort to gather all the strands of 2016 in a fun way.

Continue reading Look at What I Found – a Retrospective Perspective

WordPress Weekly Photo: Magic

If you look carefully you can just see the fairy glitter under the mushroom. The fairies get a bit spooked when I try to take a photo of them so they usually fly away. Very shy they are.

©2016 Regina Martins
©2016 Regina Martins
©2016 Regina Martins
©2016 Regina Martins

Entered in this week’s WordPress weekly photo challenge with the theme of Magic.


And In The News Today…

The highest recorded temperature in Joburg was today – 37 degrees centigrade. It is unclear though if this was the highest recorded temperature of this year, this decade, this century or of all time! Everything is warm to the touch – even the floor tiles in the bathroom. The only respite is the pool, garden sprinkler or a cold shower. Due to the drought currently being experienced, usage of the garden sprinkler has been banned so a 10 second cold shower will have to suffice.

South African equities continued their downward move after the second Chinese exchange circuit breaker was triggered this week. Financials are down, the overall stock exchange is down. Not even the South African bond market has escaped. With foreign investors offloading emerging market stocks for better returns in less risky pastures, the only sure thing at the moment seems to be gold. Until equities recover off course! I’m not a financial guru by any means, do not use what I wrote above as being particularly accurate – it’s how I understand things and there is a lot more to the markets that I haven’t even begun to understand yet.

Netflix has launched in South Africa. And in a lot of other countries as well. The catalogue is going to be different to the US one. Probably watered down, so why should I bother with the local version of Netflix…?

The mosquitoes are having a field day with me. Bloody blood sucking vampires! They don’t even let me sleep in peace, there’s no respect! They have a thing for my ankles and wrists. Who’d thought they had a foot fetish?

Sources report that instances of writing 2016 instead of 2015 is slowly increasing although it hasn’t stabilised by any stretch of the imagination. Some days there are more instances of 2015 than there are 2016 but since it is only the first week of January this doesn’t pose any significant threat or at the very least concern. Time will tell how quickly things stabilise. We’ll keep monitoring though and trigger the date circuit breaker should instances of this show upward mobility.

New Year’s day left overs are still in plentiful supply in the fridge. It is estimated that they will finish before the end of this week. New supplies were brought into the pantry this afternoon to enable fresh cooking of meals from this weekend onwards. This has been a positive development though because there has been more time for binge-watching The X-Files rather than slaving over a hot stove during this heat wave.

And finally, a feel-good story to end this evening’s bulletin. Unknown sources report that Che’s whole wheat bread loaf has held it’s beautiful dome shape instead of sinking in the middle like it has been known to do – sometimes. It appears that a simple change to the process was successful – programme 1 (basic) was used instead of programme 3 (whole-wheat). It is believed that the authors of the recipe book have been contacted but they have provided no comment as yet.